JUAN LINUZ

You've been invited to play the role of JUAN LINUZ in Simply Murder at the Christmas Party. Aunt Maud's won big on the lottery and she's invited her nearest and dearest to a lavish Christmas retreat at an exclusive country manor. But that's where Maud's luck runs out. Somebody's not happy with their present and Maud takes a face-dive into the Christmas turkey. Who killed her? It could be you...

Your costume suggestion

A simple shirt and jeans combo with a spotted bow-tie is your trademark stand-up comedy brand. Slick the hair back too if you can.

About you...

INTRODUCE YOURSELF BY READING THIS
“I’m Juan Linuz, Aunt Maud’s nephew. I’m really sad Aunt Maud’s gone, she used to block the draft when she stood in front of me. Sorry, sorry, that’s terrible. I’m a stand-up comic you see and Aunt Maud used to love my jokes. Why do people stuff old birds at Christmas? So they still look good in their caskets. Sorry, sorry. Poor Aunt Maud.”