QUEEN DERIVATIVE II

You've been invited to play the role of QUEEN DERIVATIVE II in A Very Shakespearean Murder. What scream through yonder window breaks? Queen Derivative the Second is having a right royal ado, but before the guests can forketh down the first oxen, the Queen’s jester Yorick is found dead-ed! Join us to find out who-duneth-it!

Your costume suggestion

Your sparkly high-collared dress has a skirt big enough to sweep all groveling subjects to the curb. Your small crown sits on a mass of orange curls high above your pretty nose.

About you...

BIO
You are the Queen of England, which makes you rather an important person. Everyone has to do as you say, laugh at your jokes and not be prettier than you. Otherwise, your hand that signs the execution orders tends to get a bit twitchy. Unfortunately, your hand gets twitchy a lot. Well, it’s quite boring being Queen. Executing people is one of the few pleasures you have in life…

INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
I’m Queen Derivative the Second but you can call me Queenie. Unless you’re particularly toady, in which case call me Queenie and I’ll chop off your head! I refuse to “Alas poor Yorick”. He’s completely spoiled my perfectly lovely party by getting himself killed and he was supposed to be making balloon animals later. Now the whole thing’s ruined! And don’t look at me. If I’d have wanted him dead, his head would be on a spike already!